Of Weird Search Terms (5 of 5)
Last part of this ‘mini series’.. And today my blog turns 1 (assuming zero indexing of year).
Happy ReleasedDay!!
Part 5
| jonathan samraj | If this wasn’t the top search term then i’d have nothing to say. |
| jonaize | 2nd place with 21 searches |
| vjc blog | I think perhaps i’ve used the word vjc too many times in my blog.. oops.. just used it again.. |
| cher li | wah.. popular arh cher.. |
| http //blog.jonaize.com | sigh.. i shall not say anything. |
| blog.jonaize.com | and again.. |
| dominic chua | In case you’re wondering its the guy (VJ teacher) i did the stophanging.com site for. |
| kelvin quek | woah.. impressive.. 8th highest # of searches.. though i’ve no idea if you still read this.. =) |
| jonaize blog | |
| daniel ong sp blog | the daniel ong i know is in VJ lah.. haha.. |
| sp adventurers | shudders.. |
| victoria school | ROCKS my socks and writes my code! |
| blog joel kang vj | i see you’re quite popular too.. haha.. |
| daryl gomes | blog link |
| vjc mass dance | whiney whiney!! |
| blg | … |
| wai kin victorian | The guy who knows where all the roller coaster cameras are hidden.. haha.. |
| spinnovex | |
| muzhaffar vjc | muzzy issit?? haha.. sorry man.. couldn’t resist |
| kenneth wan | blog link |
| roy gunawan | blog link again. |
| vs.jonaize | missing a .com are we? |
| izzat - ngee ann | not many ppl use ‘-’ in their search nowadays.. |
| the whiney whiney | WHEE!! |
| joel kang | blog link again. |
| john cheo | must be a girl behind the search.. haha.. |
| vjc singapore | www.vjc.moe.edu.sg |
| singapore poly blog | technically, a school can’t blog.. people can.. |
| edwin koo | photojournalist |
| cher li blog | *hint*hint* cher.. |
End of Part 5
And that concludes the recap of the year’s search terms.. I’ll make this a yearly thing. =)
Of Weird Search Terms (4 of 5)
Yey! Finished most of my quizes and assignments for the moment. But still relatively busy with stuff.. But that’s not why you’re reading this right? Okie, on to the good stuff..
Part 4
| nanyang poly | Isn’t it amazing how after so many Ngee Ann Poly Searches, searches for SP ain’t that numerous?? |
| where to play badminton in singapore blog | You think google is a AI powered street directory issit? |
| jonathan victorian singapore | You talking to me? |
| temasek poly blogs design | You looking for the blog of ppl or the design of blogs? |
| liong computer programmer | Bad command or filename. :p (if you dun get it then nvm) |
| how to get gold for ippt | Now isn’t that the magical question?? |
| kenneth blog badminton singapore | blog link.. |
| bar | How the heck this is related to my blog I have NO idea.. |
| you know you re weak… | Who the hell would search for that phrase?!?!?! |
| edwin koo blog | heh.. I think he’s reffering to the photojournalist |
| mr liong victoria school | 2nd search for an AEP teacher.. |
| a speech in time and tide waits for no one | HURH? |
| media news on spinnovex | Some SP open house thingie lah.. |
| wei liang vjc blog | I wonder why ppl searching for others’ blogs end up here.. |
| cher li vjc odac | wah.. popular arh cher.. haha. |
| blogs ngee ann open house | erm.. nvm.. |
| sp badminton trials | been there, done that, failed trying. |
| victoria school ah bengs | sigh, some ppl juz wanna ruin the name of VS.. |
| spinnovex photos | SP again |
| cherli vj | EHEH.. Another one!! I tell you cher, you’ve got a fan club out there.. |
| ngee ann poly open house blog | And _again_.. |
| you know you re weird when | Once more, why the heck are ppl searching for this? |
| farand blog | see blog link |
| vjc ogl | A cool bunch of ppl |
| ngee ann poly energy usage | do you really think you can find that online? |
| vjc girls blog | the perverts never give up.. |
| mr liong | I think the ‘mr’ is redundant for that search, but nvm.. |
| prefectorial tshirt | prefectorial what? cabinet arh? |
| blog joel kang vjc | blog link |
| www.thysonsarewe.com | and the guy who can’t tell that he actually has the URL strikes back.. |
| matthias blog singapore | For some reason, i think that’s gonna return a LOT of matthias’s in SG.. |
| izzat vs blog | dun bother, he seldom (if ever) blogs.. haha.. :p |
| roy cher | hmm.. ya… I wonder what would happen if you put roy and cher together in one person.. haha.. |
| john cheo vs | I see john’s fan club is catching up.. haha.. |
End of Part 4
Of Weird Search Terms (3 of 5)
As mentioned in the previous post, I’m getting damn stressed..
Arrgh.. Basket.. Why of all possible times does it have to be this week??
Part 3
| went to vj to train | well so did i.. like in the begining of the year. |
| vjc ka shing blog | Check blog link |
| jonathan frenz | u duno hod ta spel eh? |
| tan tok seng hospital homepage | Where my grandma left… |
| albert see chun han | yes albert.. do see chun han play badminton.. hahaz.. |
| badminton | haha |
| vs guys cheer | Nonono.. then what? VS _girls_ cheer arh?!?!?! Gosh.. |
| ngee ann poly open house 2005 | Been there done that |
| vj odac | didn’t we just have this?? |
| tan yong kai blog | who the fudge? |
| jon tan singapore | |
| victorian finals | hehe.. VS Badminton C Div Champions.. |
| farand | simplicity rules the day (search in this case) |
| red camp 2 ngee ann poly | hurh? |
| singapore poly adventurers | hmmm.. lets not go there shall we? |
| greese events | Greese was what I thought my (VJ) 02 group was |
| ngee ann poly open house | ditto |
| blog rebecca lim vj | And we have her again.. |
| cheng kai | yeah? you know him too?? :p |
| homo sapions | Must be some science project.. haha.. |
| ngee ann poly lecturers blog | do you really think the lecturer would have that phrase on his/her blog?? |
| cross country vjc | |
| jonathan. vs | whats with the period? |
| prefect election speech | again, good and bad memories |
| you know you ve spent too much computer | didn’t know a ‘computer’ was a monetry unit |
| mr ong vs | sadly Mr Ong ain’t in VS no more.. |
| every step i take every move i make p diddy | trying to download MP3 issit? tsk tsk.. :p |
| vj orientiering shoes 2005 | Eh.. Got shoes meh?? |
| join.sms.ac | NO DON’T |
| ngee ann orientation shirt 2004 | Like I would have that.. |
| li renhao | no such person.. there’s a wong renhao though.. |
| vjc odac pics 2005 | Wah gary & cher.. your ODAC ppl quite on one arh? |
| kenneth wan singapore | check blog link |
| the tutorial mantee | wtf? |
End of Part 3
Of Weird Search Terms (2 of 5)
Shall make this a quick one, since i’m starting to drown in all the assignments/projects/online quizes..
Bah..
Part 2
| cherli | cher: get a blog! ppl have been searching for it like free. |
| nanyang poly student blogs | hmm.. wonder how many hits that’s gonna get |
| sec pic1 | We we have another pervert! |
| viewsonic va721 conclusion pro | wtf? |
| jonathan teo victoria school blog | hmm.. ooook.. |
| learn apply advance | once again, wtf? |
| vjc i want you dance | sigh.. brings back good memories (though I still dunno the full dance) |
| rebecca lim friends in vjc | eh.. this rebecca lim quite popular arh.. |
| lim wee meng | Wee Meng!! Bet you never thought you’ll find this here rite? |
| www.vs_jonaize.com | Its a period, not an underscore stupid.. :p |
| vjc track and field 2005 photos | Not here, but i think you can find it on the VJ site.. |
| see frenz blogs | wow.. this guy/girl must have attended the Advanced Searching on the WWW course.. |
| sp library | |
| entreprenurship due to adversity | somehow i dun think one would find that phrase on my blog |
| catapults that shoots farand that are small | WAHAHAHAHAHA.. this one juz made my day.. |
| gary ippt | gary = ippt??? |
| vjc odac 2005 | here’s one for you gary and cher.. |
| blog.jonaize | tada! you found me! |
| badminton blog | I play badminton, i have a blog. does that count? |
| photojournalist | reminds me that i’ve yet to put up the newspaper article here. |
| nanyang poly open house blog | |
| maning of singapore | no. seriously? |
| blog.jonaize.com | … if you have the darn URL, do you really need to search for it? |
| blog nanyang poly | |
| samuel mansoor dell | Mansoor Amir. Dell Axim. Who’s Samuel? |
| thysonsarewe | and we will NOT forget |
| nanyang poly astronomy | again i’m clueless as to how that term links here. |
| inurl blog haha | haha yourself too |
| incenerator singapore | some insult know |
| daniel ong vjc blog | check my blog links. |
| hehe haha yeah | erm.. ok.. whatever.. |
| vjc o2 | WHEE!! O2.. |
| vjc blogs | |
| meaning of samraj | If you find out, do tell me ya? |
End of Part 2
Of Weird Search Terms (1 of 5)
Now that the year is ending, and its just 4 days to the 1st Birthday of my blog, or should it be the 2nd Birthday and the 8th of Dec 2004 considered the 1st ??. Anyway, I digress.
I was looking through the traffic and stats of my blog and realised that the search terms that people find this blog under are rather funny. I shall share it with you guys and since its quite a long list, I’ll break it up to 5 parts, leading up to the 1st (or 2nd) birthday. =D
Shall start from the bottom, ranked in order of number of searches performed that brought people to my blog. Comments in 2nd column.
Part 1
| li jont andthe | (wth?) |
| malay dance teacher | (oh gosh.. not the M word!!) |
| gary dunman high blog | (…) |
| slowest timing ippt | (WAHAHAHAHA, not found here yet. wait 3 years) |
| samraj | |
| john kang blog | Wrong page. :p |
| gary quek blog | You won’t find the link here.. |
| educational outdoor activities singapore | Whee! Camps! |
| cheng kai victorian | Wrong place again |
| badminton sylabus | Badminton has sylabus?!?!?! |
| vs vjc kayaking | didn’t know VS had kayaking |
| badminton c div singapore 2005 girls | Must be some pervert. |
| nanyang poly appeal result | Ok, can’t blame him/her |
| nazri blog vs | Wrong place again |
| joel blog vjc | Dude, do you have any idea how many Joels there are in VJ?? |
| 1988 time no time | Well, there was time for me to be born. |
| singapore jc girls | Must be another pervert |
| muzzy issit | Issit?? |
| rebecca lim vjc | Who’s that? |
| nanyang girl s blog | And that makes it 3.. |
| prefect elections | hehe.. Brings back good (and bad) memories |
| hilmi blog | Once again not here |
| vjc cross country singapore | |
| blog sba badminton training | SBA.. looking for someone to bitch about training there issit? |
| ippt booklet | I think i need to start searching for that |
| emd | _THE_ VS EMD. Refine your search lah.. :p |
| sungai buluh singapore | Yes, who can forget my 13 rounds around it? |
| john cheo victoria blog | Nope, wrong place |
| hari raya open house personal | ermm.. oooook.. |
| vj boy | WTF. Another pervert? |
| temasek poly blog | Go TP website lah.. sheez! |
| infra1800 creative remote control | Looks like i’m not the only one searching for that remote |
| ippt 2.4 timing | Well you dun have to rub it in.. |
| gunawan wallpaper | heh, Roy.. I think he/she’s looking for your wallpaper.. haha.. |
End of Part 1